Myles88
03-14-2008, 11:51 PM
So, out cruisin down 31, a main drag in indy. Some ****ty accord next to me is reving his engine and trying to race me, i was like, im not wasting my time. So the speed limit is 40 on the part i was on and i typically go about 55. i also dont have a muffler right now so my car is louder than **** mind you....anyway so this accord is going at it next to me and we pass a cop..****..i looked at my speedo and was at 56...obvioulsy he pulls me over.
So he finally gets out of his car and just stares me down when he gets up to the window, i give him my stuff and go.."you got me"...he says "ya! i did! and you know what? ill tell you when i come back"...anyway im sitting there he comes back like 20 minutes later! And goes "so i should tow your car right now and put you in jail! but im not, im just giving you a warning" and i must have looked as confused as a girl who woke up with a penis cuz he goes "Street racing can get your car towed and you can go to jail!" i was like wtf...but everything i guess seemed like i was, ****ing accords...So the cop gives me a whole speel about racing and talks about his 70 chevelle and how he used to race and totally random **** about how i could die...then he says "you are no longer, for the rest of this year, aloud to drive down this road in this car! i dont care if your g/f is driving it or your mom, mind you i will pull this car over and make sure its not you, but if i see this car on 31 and your are driving it, your ass is going to jail and your car is getting towed!"
wtf....
then he asked my where i worked...i say "starbucks" and he goes "ya you could afford it if i gave you all this tickets that i could give you know:
no muffler
car to low
no cat(he doesnt know that)
my engine was smoking (psf on my header)
and i could give you a 150 ticket for each one on top of street racing, wreckless driving, getting your car back, and bond, you could afford it..."
blah blah
moral of my story...**** accords
So he finally gets out of his car and just stares me down when he gets up to the window, i give him my stuff and go.."you got me"...he says "ya! i did! and you know what? ill tell you when i come back"...anyway im sitting there he comes back like 20 minutes later! And goes "so i should tow your car right now and put you in jail! but im not, im just giving you a warning" and i must have looked as confused as a girl who woke up with a penis cuz he goes "Street racing can get your car towed and you can go to jail!" i was like wtf...but everything i guess seemed like i was, ****ing accords...So the cop gives me a whole speel about racing and talks about his 70 chevelle and how he used to race and totally random **** about how i could die...then he says "you are no longer, for the rest of this year, aloud to drive down this road in this car! i dont care if your g/f is driving it or your mom, mind you i will pull this car over and make sure its not you, but if i see this car on 31 and your are driving it, your ass is going to jail and your car is getting towed!"
wtf....
then he asked my where i worked...i say "starbucks" and he goes "ya you could afford it if i gave you all this tickets that i could give you know:
no muffler
car to low
no cat(he doesnt know that)
my engine was smoking (psf on my header)
and i could give you a 150 ticket for each one on top of street racing, wreckless driving, getting your car back, and bond, you could afford it..."
blah blah
moral of my story...**** accords