Arrested

[93[BB4]Prelude]

well like the title says, i got arrested. last friday, on the way back from vermont. me and my buddy went to pick up his girlfriend from Vermont and on the way back i decided to max my car out. got over the hill and theres the state trooper sitting there. Gunned me at 121. 55 over the limit. Handcuffed me, had my buddy follow us back to the station, i got processed and an hour later i was on my way home again. Court date is in Feburary. Probably looking at 500-1000$ fine and 6 month suspension.... i learned my lesson thats for sure.. but im rebuilding and repainting during the suspension haha, and saving money w/o hving to pay for gas and insurance.... dont speed guys, its fun and all, but only to the point of this kind of ****. thats why i havent been on the forums too, because of all this crap happening in my life.. and my girl left me too, so my life sucks right about now lol.. tell me a good joke or something

[Pooponurhead]

I got a good joke for ya...Sooo, theres this guy...he was drivin really fast...like WAAAY fast...and got caught....
Get it? Its funny right? Heh?:tongue:
I hope they go easy on you...and I'm sorry you're in this situation, but ya make your bed, you lay in it doooood.

Hey man, sorry to be so terrible, but I'm just glad everyone will be laughing at someone else besides me...cuz I think getting caught doing a Buck20+ is a little bit more funny than dropping your car (literally).:45:

[LittleFoot]

Umm....we had really bad ice this morning and I turn on to a main street or tried anyway and just kept sliding then started sliding the other way I almost peed my pants :eek: so I turned around and went home it was scary. I guess its not too funny but maybe if you had seen my face it would have been.....

lets see a joke hmm well you know how someone says "your driving me nuts" well here is what I think of everytime I hear that now
So a pirate walks in to a bar, with a ships wheel in his pants and the bar tender asks him "why do you have a ships wheel in your pants?" Pirate says "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts arg"

I tried lol hope it helps......

[hojemwod]

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else...
I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
well i think its funny haha

[93[BB4]Prelude]

lol i can always rely on everyone here for a good laugh..

and yea, you make your bed, you lay in it, i deserve everything thats coming to me because im a moron. period. :)

[Brusly BB4]

Radar detectors are your friend, useful to not get screwed over by hill sitting pigs.


And only 120? pffttt

[93[BB4]Prelude]

i had one for a while and then i lost it, somehow...

[00CDMLUDER]

X2...get a radar detector. never speed at night or before hills where u cant see about a mile in front of u.

and here's the joke......A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

[93[BB4]Prelude]

lol thats mad funny

[Brash22]

Bad luck mate, but you seem to have the right idea about it.

Now for my joke: The journalist noticed an empty seat at the superbowl last year, and thought there might be a story behind it. So he raced up to the stand and asked the man sitting next to it why it was empty. "it was my wife's seat, she died a week ago" he replied

"But couldn't you have found a buddy or family member to bring along?" asked the reporter

"Nope, they're all at here funeral" came the reply.