yogi_pahl
11-20-2007, 03:45 PM
thought this could be fun to have a PZ 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
so pick the # thats next in line and wring a pz version of what it is i put the real one below to help keep everone on track as ppl post then new versions ill replace it in this one if you got one betetr then they 1 posted pm me with it and ill see with is better so do it i know it will be fun
so ill take #1 and #2
PRELUEDZONE.COM'S TWAS THE NIGHT B4 CHRISMAS
1. was the night b4 chrismas,
when all over the track,
2.not a engine was humming
not even in VTEC
3.the wrenchs wear hung by the tool box with care
in hopes the the turbo kit would soon be there
4.The h22's all snug in their compartments,
While visions of turbos roared in their heads.
5.And wifey in the bed, and me in the yard
Who would've thought an oil change would be this hard?
6.when all of a sudden there was a big splatter
and all i could say was "SH!T, now whats the matter?!?!"
7.from under the hood i jumped up so fast
i hit my head on the stupid hood latch
8.I looked up and down the lude to see what wuz wrong,
when all of a sudden it started smokin worse than cheech and chong
9.When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a gold 4th gen with an OEM lip for the rear.
10.With a fat Italian driver, drunk as ****
I knew from turbo it was F@#KING NICK
18. Then I lift up the lude with the floor jack
Just to find out the radiator has a crack
23. So I went to the garage, and grabbed tools off the shelf,
"I'm a do-it-yourselfer, I can fix this myself!
26. Open the hood and remove the hose
Wondering where the hell this part goes.
27. I went to prelude zone as fast as a missle
to ask everyone online to help me fix this piece of shizzle.
28. And I roared down the street at just after midnight
And my neighbors awoke as I drove off just right.
old version and what we still need
10More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
11 "Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
12 To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
13As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
14So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.
15And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
16As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
17He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
19His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
20His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
21The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
22He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
24A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
25He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
28 But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,<~~~~~if anyone can think of a new one that is better will but it in
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
so pick the # thats next in line and wring a pz version of what it is i put the real one below to help keep everone on track as ppl post then new versions ill replace it in this one if you got one betetr then they 1 posted pm me with it and ill see with is better so do it i know it will be fun
so ill take #1 and #2
PRELUEDZONE.COM'S TWAS THE NIGHT B4 CHRISMAS
1. was the night b4 chrismas,
when all over the track,
2.not a engine was humming
not even in VTEC
3.the wrenchs wear hung by the tool box with care
in hopes the the turbo kit would soon be there
4.The h22's all snug in their compartments,
While visions of turbos roared in their heads.
5.And wifey in the bed, and me in the yard
Who would've thought an oil change would be this hard?
6.when all of a sudden there was a big splatter
and all i could say was "SH!T, now whats the matter?!?!"
7.from under the hood i jumped up so fast
i hit my head on the stupid hood latch
8.I looked up and down the lude to see what wuz wrong,
when all of a sudden it started smokin worse than cheech and chong
9.When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a gold 4th gen with an OEM lip for the rear.
10.With a fat Italian driver, drunk as ****
I knew from turbo it was F@#KING NICK
18. Then I lift up the lude with the floor jack
Just to find out the radiator has a crack
23. So I went to the garage, and grabbed tools off the shelf,
"I'm a do-it-yourselfer, I can fix this myself!
26. Open the hood and remove the hose
Wondering where the hell this part goes.
27. I went to prelude zone as fast as a missle
to ask everyone online to help me fix this piece of shizzle.
28. And I roared down the street at just after midnight
And my neighbors awoke as I drove off just right.
old version and what we still need
10More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
11 "Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
12 To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
13As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
14So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.
15And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
16As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
17He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
19His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
20His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
21The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
22He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
24A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
25He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
28 But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,<~~~~~if anyone can think of a new one that is better will but it in
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."